(Firstly - apologies for the picture but I'm not good with graphics programs..)
Snurched from ken_redtail; He added the 5th condition - but since I've not got a subtitle - I didn't add that one.
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4. Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result as a comment in this post. Also, pass it along in your own journal because it's more amusing that way.
Anyway - my attempt...